Short jokes
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What did Katie say when her house burnt down?
"HOLY SMOKES!"
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
"I was lost in the woods yesterday."
"I was in some sticky situation..."
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
I feel sorry that your hairline deployed from war with your forehead.