Short jokes
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
All y'all weird af.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
asdf.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?