Roofie Surprise

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained human. You posted a joke about a dude being drugged. I'm going to break it down Barney-style because you are dumb. Jack and Jill are not going up a hill here. This is about popping pills, which is another way of saying doing drugs. Jack got more than he bargained for because his partner in crime, Jill, slipped a roofie, also known as the date-rape drug into his drink, which caused a surprise and bloodshot eyes. It's a dark and twisted joke about a serious and sad situation that involves drug use and unwanted drugging, which is messed up. You are the human equivalent of an unsharpened crayon.