Short jokes
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
I forgot the joke.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.