Short jokes
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Chupapi Muñañyo
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...