Short jokes
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Rape is a touchy subject.
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.