Short jokes
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.