Short jokes
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
I love going to sleep at night.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.