Short jokes
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.