My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
