Decomposing jokes
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Community talk
A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more