Decomposing jokes
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
Memes
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
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A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more