Decomposing jokes
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
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What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
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A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more