Decomposing jokes
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Community talk
A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more