Short jokes
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Your future.
Wassup? (DYM 109)
But he could only get 1 trade.
Uff.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
What is a bus 🚌?
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"