Short jokes
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
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What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.