Short jokes
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Doctor: You'll be at peace soon, sir.
Me: What? Am I dying?
Doctor: No, your wife is.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.