Short jokes
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Bitch!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
I'm a clown.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
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