Short jokes
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!