Short jokes
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.