Short jokes
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
The rain is my tears.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Germany is...
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Bored.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
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