Short jokes
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.