Short jokes
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Ruhan.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.