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The Vanishing Mexican

    • A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

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    • Explanation

    • This is a pun that plays on the stereotype of Mexicans and the Spanish words for one and two, "uno" and "dos." When you say them together it sounds like "one dose" meaning that a person takes one dose of something and then disappears.

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    • Comments (24)

    • ahahahah

    i’m wet and I soaked my red pantiessss :(((

    I don’t get it?? :/

    After uno (one) and dos comes tres (three) which sounds like trace, and there was no trace because he disappeared after two/dos without a tres (trace) ...

    You are catastic at making puns God i love this website

    Pasty you are adopted

    Eoghan entirely correct bless Patsy

    this joke isnt funny at all...

    so don't comment and move on jane

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    dON'T SAY "KILL jANE" KILL JANE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DUMBASS IDIOT

    cuatro

    That is funny

    my friend is mexacin he likes it!

    OMG that's a great joke

    I'm a fat Mexican man and I thought this was funny. Nine Inch Nails

    can i hang myself yet jane

    Violet Gila Monster

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