Not Your Parents Knock Knock

This is a dark, adoption-themed knock-knock joke. The punchline plays on the idea that the person answering the door is not the person's biological parents, suggesting the child was adopted or that the parents are missing.

• Parent
• Family
• Orphan
• Adoption
• Surprise
• Door

• Knock, knock. Who's there? Your dad. But my dad's dead. I know, just reminding you!
• "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
• Knock, knock! Who's there? Dad! Dad who? *Silence*
• Joker: Knock knock... Batman: Who's there? Joker: Not your parents!