Short jokes
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
Bored.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
Wassup? (DYM 109)
But he could only get 1 trade.
Your future.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Uff.
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
What is a bus 🚌?