Short jokes
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
I'm Batman.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Gigachad.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!