Short jokes
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.