Burger King's Mistake

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

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This is a play on words. "Whopper" is a type of burger from Burger King and also sounds like "whoop her," which is slang for having sex. "Wrap his whopper" is a reference to using a condom during sex.

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isnt he dating wendy's, though?

Dairy Queen had Wendy's life removed from her. Wendy's still kicked her ass and took Burger King from her

The Whopper is a hamburger, consisting of a flame-grilled 4 oz (110 g) beef patty, sesame seed bun, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, and sliced onion. Optional ingredients such as American cheese, bacon, mustard, guacamole or jalapeño peppers may be added upon request.

Making me soooo hard right now