How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Burger King's Mistake
Explanation
This is a play on words. "Whopper" is a type of burger from Burger King and also sounds like "whoop her," which is slang for having sex. "Wrap his whopper" is a reference to using a condom during sex.
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Chaos
isnt he dating wendy's, though?
Jay
Dairy Queen had Wendy's life removed from her. Wendy's still kicked her ass and took Burger King from her
IttyBiddyTiddyComitee
Hell yeah, 200th thumbs up, suck it
The burger man
The Whopper is a hamburger, consisting of a flame-grilled 4 oz (110 g) beef patty, sesame seed bun, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, and sliced onion. Optional ingredients such as American cheese, bacon, mustard, guacamole or jalapeño peppers may be added upon request.
Pornhub
Making me soooo hard right now
Ariana Grande
LOL
Ariana Grande
Jay. No, she snatched Wendy's weave
Suck My Dick
lol
Jagged Zonkey
This could never happen as our Dairy Queen is transgender. Dairy Queen located at 1664 Bath Rd, Kingston, ON K7M 4X9 used to be a Burger King at 664 Bath Road - they just changed the sign and the numbers.