Short jokes
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
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Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.