Short jokes
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
The rain is my tears.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
O-Block
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!