Short jokes
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.