Short jokes
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*