My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
Absent Father
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Explanation
The joke plays on the idea that the person's dad is both absent and also a source of deep negative feelings like depression. It's dark humor because it makes light of serious issues like depression and suicide, using the extreme idea of a "suicide letter" to highlight the dad's unavailability.
Suicide in 3d
He just went to go get the milk tho
Depresso
Nahhh this has me dying.