What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Short Jokes
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
