Short jokes
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.