Short jokes
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.