Short jokes
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.