Short jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
I like chips.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
Kyler, go on this one.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Parton (DYM 80).
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Year 10 English.