Short jokes
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.