Baptism Bath Time

This is a play on words, where baptism is humorously reinterpreted as a chance for the priest to give someone a bath. It's funny because the ritual of baptism is supposed to be spiritual, not a literal bath.

• Baptism
• Chance
• Priest
• Religion
• Water
• Church

• Why was baptism invented? How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
• What did the priest say during the christening? "So anyway, I started blasting!"
• Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there. What? The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
• The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"