No Bell Prize jokes

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.

Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?

The no-bell prize.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.