No Bell Prize jokes

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.

Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?

The no-bell prize.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.