No Bell Prize jokes

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.

Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.

Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?

The no-bell prize.

What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.