Dinosaur's Applause

This is a classic dad joke. It plays on the fact that dinosaurs are extinct, so they obviously can't do things like clap. It's funny because it's so straightforward and a bit silly.

• Dinosaur
• Clap
• Dead
• Animal
• Laughter
• Extinction

• Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
• Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it's extinct.
• Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!
• Why can't the T-Rex cross the road? Because he's extinct.