Nucleus jokes
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
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Electron
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Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.