Nucleus jokes

Why does the nucleus feel trapped?

Because it’s inside a cell!

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.

Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.

A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.