On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Short Jokes
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
