Short jokes
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What has two names and one big home?
A person.
What can fly?
Bird.
Guys to wind the clock up?
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Your mom gay.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
(l=====8
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“