Short jokes
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
I will mummyfry you!
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Lorne Armstrong
Verga.
Me, myself, and I.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!