Short jokes
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."