Short jokes

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Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?

50 Cents of Gray.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

Good morning.

What is better, autism or Down syndrome?

Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.

Air.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because they are so fucking useless!

Ii.

Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!

Suck my pp!

Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!