Short jokes
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Ass.
Succcccc.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Jokes...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Dumb.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Poop fell off the earth.