Short jokes
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
William
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Fart <3
L: you
You: 😂
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
My sexlife xddddddddd
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???