Short jokes
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Lorne Armstrong
Verga.
Me, myself, and I.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
William
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Fart <3
L: you
You: 😂
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.