Short jokes
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Ii.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."