Short jokes

Short jokes

Bugs Bunny

What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?

Ben after he trips over the giant curb!

Hell

Joke time!

Now, Heaven or Hell?

Heaven: we got clouds.

Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!

Water

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

Bomb

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

Difference

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!