Short jokes
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
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You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.