Short jokes
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Your joke: you.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Pinto?
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Ya mums, ya dad.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
What’s brown?
Idk.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?