Short jokes
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Monky.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
What did the man do when he caught his wife cheating on him?
He honor-killed her.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.