Short jokes
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Good morning.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?