Short jokes

Short jokes

Police

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

Friend

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My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!

Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!

Friend

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What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

9mm

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How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

Man

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?

Skip.

Nun

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Animal

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Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

Orphan

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What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.