Short jokes

Short jokes

Beef

"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"

"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"

Friend

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If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Bill

One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.