Short jokes

Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.

Meow meow meow meow :p

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

What did the homeless person get for Christmas?

- Nothing.

Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?

Because he died in the Cross 😈

What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

Tyson?

What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?

A Catholic priest.

Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.

Your joke: you.

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽