Short jokes
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
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MooMooMooMoo
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Meow meow meow meow :p
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Tyson?
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Your joke: you.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.