Short jokes

Short jokes

School

Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?

A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.

Star

What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Sugar

"Jonny, Jonny?"

"Yes, Papa?"

"Eating sugar?"

"No, Papa."

"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-

Run

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."

Orphan

Why can't orphans play catch?

Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.

Husband

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?

Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.