Short jokes
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
William
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Fart <3
L: you
You: 😂
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
My sexlife xddddddddd
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
qestrrrr.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why is Joe cool?
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"