Short jokes

Short jokes

Chicken

There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.

Pot

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

Advice

Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":

If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!

Hair

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hair.

Hair who?

Hairhairhairhairhairhair!

Midget

When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?

When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.

Fart

Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.

Trump

What's so wrong about Trump being in office?

He steals all the cats.