Short jokes
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Pokemon
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.