Short jokes
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Jonah Oglan.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.