Short jokes
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
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You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Good morning.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...