Short jokes
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
What are clowns good at?
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
So I was walking.
What do you call a cat đ that is glued down? A big cluck.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Jupiter
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.