Short jokes

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra bars and dough!

How does a rapper clean his house?

With a LIL' SCRUB.

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?

A Panera grade.

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!

I shit on your furniture.

What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?

Doughnuts, because they're holy.

Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.

I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.

What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?

A fake one ☝️

What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?

They both break your heart.

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?