Short jokes

Short jokes

Dead Baby

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.

Dad

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

Computer

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

Pedophile

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

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  • Orphan

    Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.

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  • 9/11

    What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

    We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

    Suicide

    If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

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  • Wall

    What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

    Their last big hit was the wall.

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  • Whopper

    How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

    He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

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  • JFK

    Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

    -JFK

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  • People

    Some people think incest jokes are funny.

    I just think it's all relative.