Short jokes

Short jokes

Lava

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

Parent

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

Penny

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

Pedophile

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."