Short jokes
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
York High School is the best school ever!
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Everyone reading this is gay!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Jas.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!