Short jokes
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Oof.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Ma name is Bendover.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
Jesus.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.