Short jokes
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
MooMooMooMoo
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Meow meow meow meow :p
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!