Short jokes
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."