Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.