Short jokes
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
I like school.
Games
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Pooooooooooop!
I will tell you a joke--your life.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.