Short jokes
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
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My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺