Short jokes
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
Vote for Kris!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.