Short jokes
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
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You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Good morning.
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?