Short jokes

Short jokes

Waiter

The waiter recommended the rug meal.

She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.

Friend

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

Ice

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In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.