Short jokes
Ya mums, ya dad.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
What’s brown?
Idk.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
I wank over Rose Watson.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.