Short jokes
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.