Short jokes
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Poop fell off the earth.
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
McDonald's worker: Order, order!
Customer: I didn't do anything wrong!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Yee.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Like if you know what ashes are.
Oh, he needs some milk!
I like school.
Games
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Pooooooooooop!