Short jokes
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
I wank over Rose Watson.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Verga.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Pokemon
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"