Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.

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  • 9/11

    What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

    We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

    Suicide

    If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

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  • Wall

    What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

    Their last big hit was the wall.

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  • Whopper

    How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

    He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

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  • JFK

    Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

    -JFK

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  • People

    Some people think incest jokes are funny.

    I just think it's all relative.

    Orphanage

    A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

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  • Emo

    What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

    Showing them the ropes.

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  • Addiction

    If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

    Orphan

    So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

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