Short jokes
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
MooMooMooMoo
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.