Short jokes
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Yaxaas?
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
I don't know what to say.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.