Short jokes
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Monky.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
P or N?
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.