Short jokes
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
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Jas.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Everyone reading this is gay!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
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What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!