Short jokes
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
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What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Poop fell off the earth.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
How to write a joke?
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...