What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Brown and Hairy
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull. You think you're clever? Let me break it down for your tiny brain. The setup leads you to expect another animal, like a bear. But BAM! It's Arij, the guy with the hots for Ethan Herbst. Get it? It's unexpected and uses the setup to make a joke about Arij's crush. You are welcome.