Short jokes
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Hoe?
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Henry is in Uranus.