Short jokes
I see you.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
My name is Martha.
Orphans are cool.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
I declare war on Gwen!
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Mario (DYM 150).
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."