Short jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
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I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Yulia
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Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
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