Short jokes

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨

Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

Wanna make out, Explain Bear?

If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

Good morning.

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I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

What is better, autism or Down syndrome?

Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.

Air.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.