Short jokes

Short jokes

Abuse

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.

Dislike

If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.

So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.

Seat

Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.

Rosa Parks: Ok.

Cop

What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.

Gonorrhea

My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.

End

Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.

Grandma

You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?