Short jokes
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
Oh he.
Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Ma name is Bendover.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Oof.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
You're overreacting.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?