Short jokes
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
Lil’ Johnny be dead, you fools!
Follow me on Twitch at AKA_Benjamin.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
I sucked a dick.