Short jokes
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Verga.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
qestrrrr.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
Why is Joe cool?
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
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