Short jokes
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.