Short jokes
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
Justin Masotti
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Muslim furries like goats.
There are more than two genders.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
Alex Hayermann.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.