Short jokes
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Your joke: you.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What’s brown?
Idk.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Ya mums, ya dad.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Pinto?
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
I wank over Rose Watson.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!