Oh he.
Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.
Short Jokes
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Ma name is Bendover.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Oof.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
You're overreacting.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
