Short jokes

Short jokes

Robber

A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.

The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"

Umbrella

Mom: Go water the plants.

Me: But it’s raining outside.

Mom: Go grab the umbrella.

Me: What???

Mama

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

Wendy

I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”

Factory

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!