Short jokes
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Speed.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
"Lune, it’s me."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.