Short jokes
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Two nuns in a bath.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.