Short jokes
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Ttt.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
I will mummyfry you!
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Blondies.
Legally Blonde.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Fart <3
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
L: you
You: 😂
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.