Short jokes
Poop fell off the earth.
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What do you call cringe?
You.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
Everyone dislike this.