Short jokes
Herrit?
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Butt Morice - ( i ) ( - )@( - ) \ \ [] \ \ ( _ ) [] ( _ ) []
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Little Johnny is gay.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Google is butt.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?