My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Short Jokes
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
