Short jokes
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair š¦½.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
Itās like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Loser.
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "JalapeƱo" your face!
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Why are you sad?
Iām depressed. I know black people could cry.
Duck my sick.