Short jokes
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
I wish you guys all died.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
Stfu.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!