Jupiter
Short Jokes
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Jesus.
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
