Short jokes
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Most pakis are disabled.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Jamal
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
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Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.