Short jokes

Short jokes

Dad

I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."

Friend

Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."

Monkey

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.

Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"

Roblox

Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.

Jesus

Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?

Because he died in the Cross 😈

Tower

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.