Short jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What do you call cringe?
You.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
Everyone dislike this.
Succcccc.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.