Short jokes
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Blondies.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
I'm a fat cow.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
William
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.