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Short Jokes
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
York High School is the best school ever!
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
Jas.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Everyone reading this is gay!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
