Short jokes
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
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Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
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Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.