Short jokes
Lorne Armstrong
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
I shit on your furniture.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
JAJAJA
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
William
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
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Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
Me, myself, and I.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.