Short jokes
You're a fat poop poop!
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Gwen pegs Xzavier.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
You know bins????
They're trash!
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
My wiener's small.