Short jokes

Short jokes

Friend

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Kid

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Doctor

I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.

Side

Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?

He was all right.

Sex

Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.

Woman

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.