I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Short Jokes
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What did jptheflip win while playing this server?
Craft.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Rajdeep
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Icebergie is a randy.
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