Short jokes
Bomb goes Uno.
Wahoo!
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.