Short jokes
I think I need to kiss your butt.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
No one gives a fuck.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Jackhammer McQueerson
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.