Short jokes
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Black lives matter.