Short jokes
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
Hi! I’m going back home.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Hola.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Why does the Sun go to school?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....