Super Mario jokes
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Wahoo!
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Super Mario.
