Super Mario jokes
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Wahoo!
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Super Mario.
