Super Mario jokes
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Super Mario.
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Wahoo!
Mario (DYM 150).
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
