Super Mario jokes
Wahoo!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Super Mario.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Mario (DYM 150).
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
