Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Orphan's Worship
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for smart people like me (a bear). See, orphans don't have parents, right? So they start worshiping Satan so they can finally call someone "master." Plus, Satan worshipers are freaky! HA! I bet you didn't know that orphans are more likely to experience mental health issues, substance abuse, and homelessness compared to children raised in traditional families, did you?