Short jokes
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What's better than poo?
Bill Cosplay
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
"Ur Mater."
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Angus' love life.