Bib C, IIf.
Short Jokes
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Adriano loves life.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Eggshausted.
"Time"? More like waiting.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Eeeeeeee
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.