Short jokes
Most pakis are disabled.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Kendon is a loser!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
"Uwu daddy."
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
It's still depression, by the way.
"So what, ah, my G?"
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Should I burn heaven?
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!