Short jokes
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Who are you?
Yourself.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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