Short jokes
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why is Gennis gay?
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
My classmates?
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!