Short jokes
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Old.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
hg is cool.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Realger.