Short jokes
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.