Short jokes
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
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I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.