If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Short Jokes
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Digga D?
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Herrit?
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What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.