Short jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
You guys are crazy!
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
I'M SHORTTT!
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
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You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.