Short jokes
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
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If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Bababooey.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
👌neck
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.