Trade Center jokes
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.