Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Trade Center Jokes
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!