Trade Center jokes
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why can't Americans trade with other countries? We lost the trading center!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”