Short jokes
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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