Short jokes
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
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JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
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The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.