Short jokes

What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)

Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.

UHH, DADDY!

Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?

Orph-Donald's.

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?

Because he wanted it to smell good.

Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?

A: Wheelchair.

You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!

Indian? Did or feather?

I don't have a joke about Christianity.

I don't want to get crucified.

What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?

"This taste a little funny."

Here’s my pun.

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.

How do you know your baby is dead?

It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.

Anal.