Short jokes
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Digga D?
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Herrit?
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