Short jokes

Short jokes

Debt

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

Hare

What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?

The cops had to comb through the area.

Hate

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

Text

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Basketball

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Bird

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover up their butt quack!

Uranus

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

Orphan

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...