Short jokes
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Most pakis are disabled.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.