Short jokes
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
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I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!