Soviet Russia Twin Towers

This joke plays on the classic "In Soviet Russia..." reversal format. It humorously suggests that in Soviet Russia, the usual order of events is reversed, implying a bizarre and powerful situation where inanimate objects take on an active role. The joke plays on the stereotype of the Soviet Union as a place where things are done in an absurd and opposite manner.

• Twin Towers
• Plane
• America
• Russia
• Soviet
• Soviet Russia

• Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones. North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
• Two planes crashed into two separate towers. Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
• Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
• In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested. In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.