Turtles and Lesbians

The joke plays on the stereotype that some lesbians are butch and also on the environmental issue of turtles choking on plastic. The punchline is unexpected and uses a dark twist on a common stereotype and a real life issue for comedic effect.

• Plastic
• Turtle
• Lesbian
• Stereotype
• Environment
• Pollution

• What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both try to get there before the hair does.
• Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians? Getting your fingers stuck in there.
• What does a lesbian call the other during sex? Mummy.
• What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licka-lotta-puss.