Short jokes

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

Is anyone going to Sawcon?

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?

His buns were too tight.

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.

Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

What do you call an orphan with a gun?

(No) home shooter.

What show has something orphans will never have?

American Dad!

I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.

I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.