Short jokes

Short Jokes

Question

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

Knock

Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.

Cent

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

Condom

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

Abortion

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

Pregnancy

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.

Year

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Ball

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

Zipper

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

Birthday

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

Victim

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.