Short jokes
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Bill, that's racist!
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Ummmm 67.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
I suck big weiner.
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.