When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Short Jokes
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
bnb dcnb cbf
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
No one gives a fuck.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.