Short jokes
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Khalil Abubakar
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Hi boo!
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Baal jharne ke upay?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How long is it?
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.