Short jokes
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Realger.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of PokΓ© Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
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Btw, you have to like all my posts :)
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Bust it open for Jesus!
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"