Short jokes
Bomb goes Uno.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Job sucks. XD
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Wahoo!
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Boi.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.