Short jokes
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
I like pie.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
He had the curse of vanishing.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!