Short jokes
Good (DYM 92).
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Hi izz.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Penny.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
What da dog doin'?