Short jokes
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
POO I LOVE POO.
Hereās my song:
āPoo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.ā
Thank you!
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
UHH, DADDY!
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas presentācancer!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because Iām fruity and nutty. Thatās the joke. Tada!
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.