Short jokes
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. đ
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC đ¤¨
Why canât orphans fly? Because theyâre still winging it.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
How do you get away with rape?
You guys are crazy!
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friendâs sandwich.
Jane ate her friendâs colon.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Ben
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?