Short jokes
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Bum.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Ewwwwwww!
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.