Short jokes
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Tis the season to be spooky.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Meme.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"