Short jokes
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"