Why does the Sun go to school?
Short Jokes
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
vgvgvgh.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"