Festival jokes
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Have a good summer!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
