Festival jokes

Wheelchair

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

Calendar

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

Parade

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

Memes

Time

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

Red Dot

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

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  • Pride Month

    I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

    She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

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  • Mom

    Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

    Palm Sunday.

    Community

    Happy happy happy hanakookaakfhskdjkskdja (Technically there’s no exact spelling so it reads as חנוכה)