Festival Jokes

Wheelchair

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

Game

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

Calendar

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

Time

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!