Festival jokes

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

What's a car's favorite place to hang out?

A CARnival!

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

It's a Italy day outside the fields.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.