Festival jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
