Festival jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
