Short jokes

Short jokes

Guy

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Blood Type

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

Pill

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

Irony

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

Ball

"UwU my balls says mommy."

"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"

Dog

How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.

Punch

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

Funeral

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Redneck

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

Pig

Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?

He would take him to a "pignic."

Money

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.