Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Short Jokes
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Baal jharne ke upay?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How long is it?
What is yellow?
Terrance M.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.