Short jokes
Anyone know sadgirl101?
🌵funking prick!
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Vagina?
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.