Short jokes
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Ppppppp.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
What is red and puts out fire?