Short jokes
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
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How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Dinkleberg!
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.