Ben
Short Jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
I'M SHORTTT!
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
You guys are crazy!