Short jokes
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Down syndrome sucks!
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!