Short jokes
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Mommy kisses my butt.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.