Short jokes

Short jokes

Crash

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Sentence

If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.

Orphan

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

Santa

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

Nut

Which nut is the best at playing tag?

Catch-yous, aka cashews.

Nut

Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.

Nut

What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?

A mustach-io!

Woman

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Orphan

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.