Short jokes
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Johnathon
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Hi 👋, was the day you?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
You're tiny!
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
What is your favorite time of day?
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
ufheiuge
I hate straight people.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Microwave.