Short jokes
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
James Dalton.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.