Short jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Mom! (DYM 14)
Heyy.
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Bum.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD