Short jokes
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your mom!
My classmates?
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.