Short jokes
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Being mean.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
No.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
xxx
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Yeah yeah.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.