Short jokes
Ed is dumb.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
No, you!
Your mum!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?
Black dog is gay.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
U were accidental.
Ur dad is mad.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
This is American politics that is not true.
Boggy
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.