Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Short Jokes
I love you, my new phone! 📲
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I hate straight people.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Microwave.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your favorite name?
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What can you build with people? A boat!
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.