Short jokes
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
I hate autistic people.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!