Short jokes
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
Chupapi Muñañyo
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
The girl in the picture has no ass.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Cool little titbit.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Anyone know sadgirl101?
🌵funking prick!