Short jokes

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

What did the glove say to his girlfriend?

I glove you!

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

I'm a joke supremacist.

What is war used for? (put in comments below)

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

1+1=3, just add 9 months.

Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?

A: He believes in the second cumming.

Sonic Boom in my ass.

What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?

Jellyfish!

Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.

Krusty nut

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

No joking.