Short jokes
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Taig
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
You're so hot!
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.