Short jokes
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Borthwick's hairline.