Short jokes
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
I'm a turd.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.