Short jokes

Short Jokes

Stalker

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Adoption

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Worm

What do you call finding half of a worm?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.

Cargo

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"

"Cargo." "Cargo who?"

"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"

Otter

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

Continent

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

Shooter

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

Time

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

Ketchup

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Orphan

Why did Orphan become famous?

Because he didn't need parent permission.

Boomerang

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂