Short jokes
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
I miss my wife, Tails.
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(