Short jokes

Short jokes

Madness

Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.

Job

One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.

It got too out of hand and I got spanked.

Camel

One time, I was making a caramel apple.

When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!

Guy

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Guy

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Hairline

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Job

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

Hipster

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

Mosquito

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Pilot

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

Chess

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.