Short jokes
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Test.
Your hairline.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
My son.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Every moon has a silver lining.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.