Short jokes
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Quiz: Turn what for what?
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
My name is Jeff.