Short jokes
Prom (DYM 85).
Ass (DYM 89).
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Penny.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
Good (DYM 92).
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."