Short jokes
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.