Short jokes

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

My hair is blue, and I'm blue!

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

what is george floyd's favorite shade of color? kneeon.

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe!!!

Just send me to hell already.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?