Short jokes

Short Jokes

Bee

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

Insult

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Orphan

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

Orphan

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Wife

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

Wheelchair

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Richmond

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?