Short jokes
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
Travis has baby hands.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
What is 2+2? Fish.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Penis.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Don't bully. Lol.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.