Short jokes
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
My name is Jeff.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Quiz: Turn what for what?
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Lee Bryan
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Hi, my name is Bob.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!