Short jokes
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Ya momma is sus.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.