Short jokes
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.