Short jokes
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Krusty nut
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!