Short jokes
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Game of Thrones season 8.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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Sub to Pwediepie!
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Hi, how are you today?
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
Two sticks only make a fire.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.