Short jokes
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.