Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Short Jokes
Jacob Colletto
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.