Short jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.