Short jokes

Short Jokes

Sex

*having sex on lexapro*

Her: Cum for me, baby!

Me: I'm trying!

Alcohol

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

Toy

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

911

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Forehead

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

Emo

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

Seizure

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Hockey

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

Song

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.