What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Short Jokes
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.