Short jokes
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
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What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.