Short jokes

This site.

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

I like tacos more than you like tacos.

Who likes more tacos?

Mee! said the taco.

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.

Spell "attic."

Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.

Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?

Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

Is anyone going to Sawcon?

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

I'm a poor Indian, please help me.

Mom, am I adopted?

What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.