Short jokes
I am a sheep.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What has it?
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
I can't stop thinking about those beans.