Short jokes
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Cool little titbit.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Man, I hate the government.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.