Short jokes
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Kevin McClean
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.