Short jokes

Short Jokes

Forehead

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

Emo

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

Seizure

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Hockey

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

Song

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

Nut

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

Oil

Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍

I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!

Blowjob

What’s the best thing about midgets??

They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.

Copycat

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Mosquito

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.