Short jokes
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
Hi, my name is Bob.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Lee Bryan
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Quiz: Turn what for what?
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
My name is Jeff.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.
Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
I think you're eggcellent!