Short jokes
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.