Short jokes
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
What is 2+2? Fish.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
Borthwick's hairline.
Travis has baby hands.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Penis.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Don't bully. Lol.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!