Short jokes
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What are you on? YouTube.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Hellllllllloooooo
Joke: Me.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
My life, haha, so funny!
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.